Take Suzy Good-Girl. She’s a good girl. She wants a husband, a family, a career, the whole nine yards. She’s behaved her whole life, no old sex flings in her closet, no dirty little secrets that would spoil her worth in the eyes of her prospective husband, she wants to do things right. The first guy she goes to bed with will be her husband she says.
But wait a minute, Suzy forgot something. It’s 2007, and sluts abound.
What is gonna make Timmy Everyman think Suzy is so worth waiting for? Why would he do that anyway when he’s a young man, and all every young man wants to do is get in some pussy ASAP.
Suzy’s a good girl. Suzy is the girl you want to marry. But you’re not looking for Suzy now. You’re looking for Kelly Quick-butt, cause she gives up the butt quick. And in 2007, you need not look far to find Kelly. Kelly is everywhere. She’s in your classroom, she’s at the gym, she’s at the corner-store, she’s at the bar. She’s all over the club. You’ve never seen so many girls named Kelly as you’ll see at the club. So from a young man’s perspective, it’s very difficult indeed to keep your eyes on the prize, Suzy Good-Girl, when all these Kelly’s are coming out of the woodwork, promising to be good-for-now. Useless for later, but great-for-now.
Poor Suzy. All she wanted was to be good, and she is forced to choose between being good and lonely, or being bad, and having a great time. If she makes the right choice, she will quickly be out-competed for Timmy’s attention by a bunch of knuckleheaded broads named Kelly.
What’s a good girl to do? The easiest answer is depressingly obvious, Suzy’s gonna take off that school uni, put on some ho-heels and a short skirt, change her name to Kelly, go to the club and become an absolute degenerate, cause that’s better than being the single outcast with no boyfriend. And as guys, it is as much our fault as it is theirs. We have to do our part, but I’m finding it very hard to get takers on board.
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